1. humansofnewyork:

    "We’re gay refugees from Iran."

    (via genderphobia)

     
  2. chalkos:

    sail

    (Source: seaincense, via pepperonisunset)

     
  3. i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

    *whispers* sie sind die tornados und wir sind die amerikaner

    (via cheddarbunny)

     
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  5. Bill Nye the WHITE guy!

    (Source: storyofagayboy, via federnation)

     
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  9. forever-dirty-minded:

    Let me be your:

    7am morning fuck before you go to work

    Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

    5pm cuddle after a long days work

    11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

    2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

    (via hvlfiswhole)

     
  10. canissiriusmajor:

    we went to the science museum in London yesterday and there’s a floor titled “who am I?” and they had a really cool section on sex and gender and BMO from adventure time was in one of the displays which I thought was p cool

    (via hvlfiswhole)

     
  11. genderphobia:

    omg lovely

    (Source: metaldownthere)

     
  12. that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

    sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

    (via the-krusty-crew)

     

  13. alexbbypls:

    break-itbrian:

    if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

    This post fucked me up.

    (via thestrayline)

     
  14. (Source: sle4zy, via penishole)

     
  15. thisbenoura:

    literally my favorite quote in the entire world

    (Source: merlinemryspendragon, via cheddarbunny)